oh i thought someone really did want to show me their naked self :(
i wish cp would stop sending me racy messages.
SHAKING MY HAIR CAPE AT YOU, MOM
fart in his face and he’ll move
always a valid option.
barbarians replied to your post: little dog, when i’m laying in bed and nudge you out of the way because i have no space do not push me back and growl at me YOU’RE MEAN AND YOUR MOUTH SMELLS LIKE A BUTT
little dog means zoe dog HA
i will have you know that i was talking about harley. zoe would never growl at me and her mouth seldom smells like a butt. unless of course she recently ate poo which she does recreationally.
also, by no stretch of the imagination would she be considered little. she’s definitely a heavy set woman.
WHAT THE FUCK