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depression-and-movies:

First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)

malformalady:

Pseudophallus and Pseudoscrotal sac based on a Subcutaneous Lipoma. The male patient’s external genitalia was normal and both the testes were present in the normal scrotum. Examination revealed a long, nontender, soft, nonpulsatile, nondischarging, nonfluctuant, normal skin covered adult phallus-like appendage, having glans, meatus, prepuce, scrotum, and shaft, about 12 cm long and 4 cm in diameter at its root

the next thing i reblog is literally going to be a dick growing out of someones ass. i’m sorry in advance.

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing